(sidebar image by rpwiththosetwoassholes
cute pixels by friendlynextdoorraiders
beautiful icon by ask-fallout-frank)
[[ [puts on a tshirt that reads “I’m only here for the AUs”] ]]
Tom stood there as he gazed around a sad looking garden. It looks like whoever had tried to keep it alive tried in vain. The leaves were wilted on the stunted growth, it almost broke his heart.
Though if the heat didn’t get them, then perhaps people traveling by would. He takes a drink from his water bottle thoughtfully and then dumps the rest on the dry garden. Maybe a waste. Maybe not.
He stands back up and turns to find a black haired woman staring at him. His eyes quickly dart over her, making sure she wasn’t pointing a gun at him for trespassing.
He tugs his had down quickly and grumbles. “Just passing through.”
Warming up after a long sleep, Blueberry still could not make her “mind” work properly, and when she noticed something or someone in the garden with the corner of her eye, she thought it was a glitch. Or Sam Junior already woke up. Either way, it did not bother her at first and she continued to stretch slowly and bend and unbend her litte fingers, before the android heard a splash.
Blueberry toddled to the kitchen window with displeasure, taking the bottle of vodka out of the fridge on the way (to warm up quicker, obviously) and, making a gulp, leaned out of the window.
"Junior, if you are spitting on other plants again, I will-" Oh. And who was this?
Hearing its owner’s voice, the flytrap quickly roused and craned its stem to Blueberry’s direction, until it smelled someone else nearby. Unfortunately for the plant, zombies were not a good breakfast. It made a disappointed noise and turned away in disgust.
Blueberry continues to stare at the stranger for a while after he noticed her and said something she could not hear well. And though it did not sound hostile, but, just in case, the android prepares for attack.
”Gǫo̸d ̛m̨o͜rning" she finally wheezed "E̸njo̢ying the view, huh?"
Inside The Actor's Studio Edition.
So the purpose of this meme is to give a little info on your muses without having to rely on others to fill your ask with meme questions. I know how disappointing it can be to come back to an empty ask so I wanted to create a meme that anyone and everyone can do (mun and muse). The rules are simple, you do not need to be tagged to fill out the questions, but once you have you must reblog and tag 10 of your followers to spread the love (as well as add a question of your own to the bonus section). You can fill it out as many times as your heart desires (we all know muses can change with their character development.)10 Questions:
1. What is your favorite word?:
My name pronounced completely and correctly.
2. What is your least favorite word?:
"Fake" 8:o( I am The Realest!!!
3. What turns you on?:
Nothing, I am incapable of getting aroused…
4. What turns you off?:
…but being extremely dirty and rude and violent is awful.
5. What sound do you love?:
The sound of all my internal mechanisms working properly. Penny’s voice.
6. What sound do you hate?:
White noise. Loud sounds, especially explosions.
7. What is your favorite curse word?:
I do not have any.
8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?:
I like what I am doing and honestly do not feel like doing anything else…
9. What profession would you not like to do?:
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God(s) say when you arrive at the pearly gates?:
Ugh, this is bullshit and I am not answering it.bonus questions;
1. Something most people don’t know about you?:
O-oh, many things… Like me being able to touch my nose with my tongue.
2. If you were one of the seven sins which would you be?:
I do not remember them exactly… Was having fun considered a sin? It is not me, though. Hmm… I have no idea. You should ask Frank.
4. Sexual Preference?
Ehh *dismissive hand wave*
5. What position do you sleep in?:
6. 5 words to describe your nature:
Perfect, great, amazing, wonderful, awesome.tagging everyone who wants to do this *shrug emoji*
how the fuck does that just “happen” to a pizza
I’m feeling a bit useless today but here are some colorized notebook doodles!!